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shit on your fist

The state of your hand after anal fisting, i.e. shit-covered
Jeremy: Thanks for that sweetie, I really love it when you strech me like that.
Steve: I just love tickling your insides.
Jeremy: Hope you don't mind too much shit on your fist

Fist my shit cannon 

To insert your fist into someone's anus
My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

Shitfisted 

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.
i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.
Shitfisted by devilace July 24, 2009

shitfister 

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit
That Underwood is a real shitfister
shitfister by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004

shitfisting

Repeatedly inserting your fist into one's anus while the victim is shitting.
So I walked into the classroom and found a crowd of retards shitfisting eachother laying fecal matter all over the walls.
shitfisting by funiek March 1, 2014
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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