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shit festival 

When something is so horrible, so fucking bad quality, such a piece of shit that it's appealing as going to a festival to view and discuss various fecal matters that parted ways with different animal anus holes.

See also: Waste of time, shitload of fuck, dogshit, toilet odor.
shit festival by stab licker March 29, 2007

The Shit Festival 

An undesirable state of being, for either a person or a group. A place of anger, shame, humiliation and fear. A term used to describe individuals mood, attitude and metaphysical location.
Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...

Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival
The Shit Festival by G. Sant October 19, 2010

Middle-Eastern Shit Festival 

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse
The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

shitfest 

(n.) when a lot of really shitty things happen all at once
Paul: I can't rearrange my room, I have a mess everywhere, and I have to write my paper. FUCK!

Joe: What a shitfest!
shitfest by TallPaul6533 March 27, 2009

shitfest 

1) An extremely undesirable or unpleasant situation.

2) An occasion or situation where only bad things are expected to happen, or a situation that is expected to become progressively worse.

3) A monumental clusterfuck.
I have to go to the dmv tomorrow... it's gonna be a real shitfest.
shitfest by nrs September 5, 2005

shitfest 9000 

The term used to describe an extreme cluster fuck of a situation, one that usually involves some sort of miscalculation by the person in charge.
John - "Dude what the fuck happened to all the alcohol? I thought Jerry was bringing it to the party?"

Terance - "Ya well fucking Jerry went to some party on 12th street and now were stuck in shitfest 9000."
shitfest 9000 by cdub for real January 24, 2011