When something is so horrible, so fucking bad quality, such a piece of shit that it's appealing as going to a festival to view and discuss various fecal matters that parted ways with different animal anus holes.

See also: Waste of time, shitload of fuck, dogshit, toilet odor.

Watching the Hills Have Eyes was a complete shit festival.

shit festival by stab licker March 29, 2007

Related Words

shit festival • The Shit Festival • Middle-Eastern Shit Festival • Shitfest • shitfest 9000 • Soylent Shitfest • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton

The Shit Festival

An undesirable state of being, for either a person or a group. A place of anger, shame, humiliation and fear. A term used to describe individuals mood, attitude and metaphysical location.

Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...

Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival

The Shit Festival by G. Sant October 19, 2010

Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

Middle-Eastern Shit Festival by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

shitfest

(n.) when a lot of really shitty things happen all at once

Paul: I can't rearrange my room, I have a mess everywhere, and I have to write my paper. FUCK!

Joe: What a shitfest!

shitfest by TallPaul6533 March 27, 2009

shitfest

1) An extremely undesirable or unpleasant situation.

2) An occasion or situation where only bad things are expected to happen, or a situation that is expected to become progressively worse.

3) A monumental clusterfuck.

I have to go to the dmv tomorrow... it's gonna be a real shitfest.

shitfest by nrs September 5, 2005

shitfest 9000

The term used to describe an extreme cluster fuck of a situation, one that usually involves some sort of miscalculation by the person in charge.

John - "Dude what the fuck happened to all the alcohol? I thought Jerry was bringing it to the party?"

Terance - "Ya well fucking Jerry went to some party on 12th street and now were stuck in shitfest 9000."

shitfest 9000 by cdub for real January 24, 2011

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026