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A derogatory term for a person with a birthmark or large mole on their ear that resembles a smear of shit
"Excuse me, have you fallen over in some poo a got it on your ear?"
"No, it's known technically as shit ear and I would thank you not to mention it"
shit ear by bigmikey January 2, 2006
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shit ears 

a person who emits faeces from their ears when they sneeze.
"i tried to hold this sneeze in today. Alas, no use. Smatterings of shit went everywhere. Man am i a shit ears or what?"
shit ears by robbie666 August 10, 2006

Shit in your ears 

We went out for a couple of shit in your ears
Shit in your ears by BabyJ_93 December 12, 2021

Shit of the Earth 

Another form of saying, ‘Scum of the Earth’; but more disrespectful!
“Ugh, I hate the Kardashian/Jenners; they’re the shit of the earth!”
Shit of the Earth by Urban Skeezer December 29, 2019

early morning shit

A shit that you have to take less than 15 mins after arriving to work. Alot of times it can get you in trouble with the boss because they have no idea where the hell you are.
Barbara: Have you seen Jenny this morning?
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!

Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here! 

In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.
Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.

Jon: What? Those were not my balls

( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )

Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

Its too early for this shit 

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?
Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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