shit ear

A derogatory term for a person with a birthmark or large mole on their ear that resembles a smear of shit

"Excuse me, have you fallen over in some poo a got it on your ear?"
"No, it's known technically as shit ear and I would thank you not to mention it"

by bigmikey January 02, 2006

shit ears

a person who emits faeces from their ears when they sneeze.

"i tried to hold this sneeze in today. Alas, no use. Smatterings of shit went everywhere. Man am i a shit ears or what?"

by robbie666 August 10, 2006

Shit in your ears

Beers

We went out for a couple of shit in your ears

by BabyJ_93 December 12, 2021