shit day

When you stay up until the wee hours of the morning texting with your eyeballs glued to social media, get one hour of sleep, and spend the rest of the day at school.
Having stayed up until 4:00 texting her boyfriend, Heidi was having a shit day.
by Lady Sparta February 14, 2019
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Shit Day

Often occurring on a Sunday, a "Shit Day" is when your ass has been on backlog for a couple days and the bill has come due.

Basically, a day where you poop at least four times and its not diarrheal in nature.
Mike: Jen, you should totally come to the movies with us!

Jen: I can't. I haven't pooped in three days and I think this is gonna be a shit day.
by KingOfTheThunderBox September 13, 2010
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Shit Day

A day in which we do not learn anything and spend money.
Steve told the team, "we can't afford a shit day."
by MrRipple March 25, 2014
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Shit-Day Slalom

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.
A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S January 12, 2011
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Give a shit day

On November 17th, is National Give a Shit Day, where you have to give a shit about things in your every day life.
Brad: "you seem to be more nice than usual."

John: "Of course I am, it's National Give a Shit Day!"
by Jesterrran November 18, 2021
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Random Shit Day

When a day seems very random or when someone does random things for the day.
"Wow today is a real random shit day huh?, "Whatever, todays just a random shit day for me."
by Riketsu September 10, 2009
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national piece of shit day

October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.

On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap
by FunnyFatMan2002 October 06, 2023
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