shit dad
shit dad by sixjksdfjasd January 22, 2018
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piece of shit dad
A man that fathers a child but refuses to help raise the child. One who does not pay child support or put his child first. Also known for not spending time with the child but complains to everyone the mother will not allow it. One who trades quality time with his children for a homewrecking whore.
piece of shit dad by Alwayskidsfirst June 23, 2016
piece of shit dad
A sperm donor. A male that does not acknowledge his kids whatsoever and knows nothing about their lives. Someone who goes very long periods of time without talking to his kids and doesn't provide.
piece of shit dad by Laceylouwhoo August 19, 2016
Dad Shit
Damn dude, we’ve gotta go to the mall to meet up with Jessica. You’ve been on the toilet for like an hour and 15, you always take these dad shits, bro!
Dad Shit by PierzPressure June 17, 2019
Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt
Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt by UR MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S COCK April 29, 2022
my dad would beat the shit out of me
my dad would beat the shit out of me by f1n3 is not a n00b March 4, 2021
ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy
when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate
Steve: why what happened?
Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.
Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.
Steve: why what happened?
Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.
Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.
ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy by Bendyman123 June 16, 2011
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