when you are having a
shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are
masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad
automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky
yesterday mate
Steve: why what
happened?
Tony: I was having a great
dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.
Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.