A man that fathers a child but refuses to help raise the child. One who does not pay child support or put his child first. Also known for not spending time with the child but complains to everyone the mother will not allow it. One who trades quality time with his children for a homewrecking whore.
A sperm donor. A male that does not acknowledge his kids whatsoever and knows nothing about their lives. Someone who goes very long periods of time without talking to his kids and doesn't provide.
when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.
Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate
Steve: why what happened?
Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.
Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.