shit crust

After you take a deuce and don't wipe you ass properly you have a tendency to create shit crust. This is most noticed when excersizing, you have a burning sensation in the poo hole region. Also caused by having wet farts due to spicy foods.

Dude, I can't keep up this shit crust has lit my ass hole on fire.

shit crust by Spence L Is a D-bag June 17, 2006

Crusty Shit Hair

It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.

Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.

Crusty Shit Hair by Jake Tam June 17, 2008

Crusty shit hair

it's when your mom craps on you while giving birth and since some baby's dont have hair when you're born your mom will think it's your hair for a while

hey, did you have crusty shit hair when you were born

Crusty shit hair by Camels November 15, 2006

crusty shit

shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.

Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.

crusty shit by bread infection December 28, 2005

Clusterfuck of Shit Cunts 

Phrase: To be surrounded by a group of people who are all of the lowest quality and whom all deserve a seriously incurable rash of the cock and/or vag region. .

E.g. What happened to you at the pub the other night? Oh bro - I left real early as I found myself surrounded by a clusterfuck of Shit Cunts

Clusterfuck of Shit Cunts by Dsinna October 28, 2020

Shitcrust 

The crust on a piece of shit. Metaphorically speaking, the unpleasantly dry surface manifestation of a larger mass of wet excrement.

Philip Hammond, chancellor of the exchequer, is merely the shitcrust on top of a government entirely composed of a stinking pile of shite.

Shitcrust by Rico1971 October 2, 2017

Shitcoustics

When a space has really bad acoustics

Bruh the live gig at that new club exposed their shitcoustics

Shitcoustics by thenameis August 16, 2024