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shit clit 

When a female wipes forward and gets fecal matter on her clitoris
Oh dang, I gone and got that damn shit clit again
shit clit by Daddy Bongo December 3, 2015
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shit clit 

1) When a man has anal intercourse with a woman and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse immediately afterwards.
2) A black woman's vagina.
3) When a man eats the womans shit then proceeds to give the woman oral.
1)DAMN GIRRL you got that shit clit last night!
2) Kayla has a shit clit.
shit clit by shitclit December 17, 2007

Clit Shit 

When a woman rubs their clit while taking a shit so that they can feel both sensations at the same time.
"Hey, have you ever had a clit shit? It's amazing"

"What's that?"

"When taking a shit, rub your clit as hard as you can, and the feeling between your legs, front and back, is out of this world"
Clit Shit by ForScience234 April 2, 2022

Clit Shit 

When a girl is on her period and the blood looks brown.
Holy clit shit that's some clit shitty clit shit!
Clit Shit by BonBonCereal March 20, 2016

clit shit 

1.) Fecal matter that is extruded through the clitoral opening.

2.) feminine version of the word bullshit
"Oh my god, i took the biggest clit shit this morning."

"That bitch is mouthing off with her clit shit again."

"What a piece of clit shit."
clit shit by Dteve January 26, 2005

clit-shit 

a guy who cant get his head out of cunt; a guy who tends to go downtowne
" All he does is eat his girls pussy, he is a real clit-shit."
clit-shit by pp puffer January 23, 2006

Clit Shit 

When a woman doesn’t need penetration, just clit shit
I don’t need my dildo today; only in the mood for that clit shit!
Clit Shit by BunchofTwats August 21, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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