Shit Chips

Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.

I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.

Shit Chips by Shaymer December 26, 2017

shit chips

Fecal residue that clings to the bowl after it has been flushed.

'twan grab a hot mop there is shit chips all over the terloit in the mens room.

shit chips by Chris Diddyy February 18, 2004

Double wank and shit chips 

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

Double wank and shit chips by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

Shit and Chips 

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

Shit and Chips by Dave O'Brien September 21, 2006

Shit and Chips 

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

Shit and Chips by Dave O'Brien September 22, 2006

chips and shit 

A gathering with your niggas, usually involving a mexican restaurant or mexican themed event where chips and shit are served. (shit = salsa, queso, or other dipping sauces)

(also known as C and S)

Hey justin, do you want to get some chips and shit for team meal?

Yeah lets get our niggas together and go.

chips and shit by T-Dizzle47 March 1, 2011

all the shit and a bag of chips

1:To be all the shit and a bag of chips, you must be better than the best, the shit, all that

2: To think you are all the shit and a bag of chips, but really are an obnoxious idiotic sheen/tool Coined in Toronto

1:woah, that car is all the shit and a bag of chips!

2:God, my boss thinks she's all the shit and a bag of chips just cause she can tell people what to do. But she really doesn't even know what she's doing

all the shit and a bag of chips by GHtool July 18, 2006