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shit bowl 

The act of hiding a bowl of feces in an unsuspecting victim's abode. Usually well-concealed to prevent discovery until the stench is unbearable. Extra points for hiding places that are above eye-level, as the victim will most likely reach into the bowl without seeing what is in it and pull back a shit-covered hand.
Bob was talking shit about my mom, so last night, I shit bowled that ass hole. I put it in a closet on top of the water heater so it will get extra hot and smelly.
shit bowl by B e n October 25, 2007
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Bowl Shit 

The brown juice that leaks out of your burrito bowl when it hasn't been sealed properly.
I picked up the bag with my burrito bowl in it and bowl shit had leaked through the bag and got all over my pants. I exclaimed, "This is bowl shit!"
Bowl Shit by carli-fries June 25, 2019

Bowl Shit 

The last couple hits in the bottom of the bowl, usually tastes like shit.
scotty-dude you wanna cash this?
will-bowl shit?
scotty-yeah
will-all you dude.
Bowl Shit by Skeezey January 3, 2010

Bowl Shit 

The cashed weed in the botom of your bowl.
Guy 1:"Here see if you can get a hit from this".

Guy 2:"No dude thats bowl shit i cant get anything".
Bowl Shit by blafricanese April 5, 2011

Bowl blitz shit 

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop
Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit
Bowl blitz shit by LardBouye December 15, 2016

Shit in a bowl 

To take anything that is delicous to eat on its own or with a regular meal and puting it all together in a pot and cooking it and eating. Can also be used as a base for Shit in a Pan, Shit casserole Or shit soup
i put maple syrup, jam, peanut butter ,ranch, bbq sauce, every spice in the cupboard along with chicken, beef, pork, and bacon and pretty much any other supplies in a bowl and eat it to make shit in a bowl
Shit in a bowl by srhblazin420 November 16, 2009

Bowl of shit 

A political term describing a loss-loss situation - a situation in which a political leader has to take a hard choice, which will inevitably end up pissing off important people.
"You don't fire him, you're going to piss off most of the black political infrastructure."
"Mm, yummy. My first bowl of shit."
Bowl of shit by Grissefar November 18, 2013
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