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The act of hiding a bowl of feces in an unsuspecting victim's abode. Usually well-concealed to prevent discovery until the stench is unbearable. Extra points for hiding places that are above eye-level, as the victim will most likely reach into the bowl without seeing what is in it and pull back a shit-covered hand.

Bob was talking shit about my mom, so last night, I shit bowled that ass hole. I put it in a closet on top of the water heater so it will get extra hot and smelly.

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Bowl Shit

The brown juice that leaks out of your burrito bowl when it hasn't been sealed properly.

I picked up the bag with my burrito bowl in it and bowl shit had leaked through the bag and got all over my pants. I exclaimed, "This is bowl shit!"

Bowl Shit by carli-fries June 25, 2019

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Bowl Shit

The last couple hits in the bottom of the bowl, usually tastes like shit.

scotty-dude you wanna cash this?
will-bowl shit?
scotty-yeah
will-all you dude.

Bowl Shit by Skeezey January 3, 2010

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Bowl Shit

The cashed weed in the botom of your bowl.

Guy 1:"Here see if you can get a hit from this".

Guy 2:"No dude thats bowl shit i cant get anything".

Bowl Shit by blafricanese April 5, 2011

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Bowl blitz shit

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop

Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit

Bowl blitz shit by LardBouye December 15, 2016

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Shit in a bowl

To take anything that is delicous to eat on its own or with a regular meal and puting it all together in a pot and cooking it and eating. Can also be used as a base for Shit in a Pan, Shit casserole Or shit soup

i put maple syrup, jam, peanut butter ,ranch, bbq sauce, every spice in the cupboard along with chicken, beef, pork, and bacon and pretty much any other supplies in a bowl and eat it to make shit in a bowl

Shit in a bowl by srhblazin420 November 16, 2009

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Bowl of shit

A political term describing a loss-loss situation - a situation in which a political leader has to take a hard choice, which will inevitably end up pissing off important people.

"You don't fire him, you're going to piss off most of the black political infrastructure."
"Mm, yummy. My first bowl of shit."

Bowl of shit by Grissefar November 18, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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