shit battery
shit battery by Carlos Astudillo January 30, 2005
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shit im gonna run out of battery
jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
shit im gonna run out of battery by grpo January 30, 2025
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shithattery
comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery
99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911
"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery
Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"
Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."
"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery
Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"
Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."
shithattery by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011
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