shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

yobel

yobel sucks he cant get batteries to recharge his smoke detector

yobel you suck go die

by grpo January 30, 2025

NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025

Femtanyl

fentanyl but its m and its an artist very good js7cic dbhcudjenbvdgctyxude4jhgsdctry78syuihygfr6t7is8yhiudgyft7 mucisic

1: "i love the femtranyl"
2: "fuck you i hate you"
1: "WHY DO YOU HATE ME FOR LIKING FEMTANYL"
2: "no i hate you because you killed my family

by grpo January 30, 2025