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shit fucked 

when things are shitty and fucked up
shit fucked by acseg April 19, 2010
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Shit Fucked 

To be beyond drunk and will never ever recall what happen.
Dude 1, last night was so crazy . do you remember anything?
Dude 2, Hell no man, i was shit fucked out of my mind.
Shit Fucked by King fishin February 4, 2010

shit fucked 

Person one: why are you putting your shit in a bag

Person two: so my shit doesnt get all shit fucked
shit fucked by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006

shit fucked 

where a guy shits and graps his shit dries it till hard when hard fingers his partner in the ass hole
gross that bitch just got shit fucked
shit fucked by hawkboy7 July 6, 2009

Shit Fucked 

Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.
That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.

shit-fucked 

Dude did you see that accident out on 95? The highway was completely shit-fucked.
shit-fucked by jesusjustpostalready February 26, 2009

Shit-Fucked 

Dude, Hunter and Jenna got shit-fucked and spent the whole night in the bathroom together!
Shit-Fucked by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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