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shit's weak 

How to described something that is more lame than lame can describe.
Aw, man, you slept with that ugly bitch? Shit's weak.
shit's weak by Mack 10 December 26, 2006
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shit's weak 

Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.
Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:

Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."

You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."

You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."

Shit's weak 

Originally taken from the movie Grandma's Boy. To define someone's act, work, game, comeback or current doing to be weak.
<In the proccess of an argument>

Rob: "...Not as bad as your face" <- (Bad comeback)
Stu: "Shit's weak!"

<In gaming>

(Rob gets sniped)
Stu: "AAAAAwwH! Shit's weak, man"
Shit's weak by GreenMushroom16 April 2, 2008

shit's weak!

When somebody does something that is just so unbelievably terrible that you can't even believe it.
Raiders just lost to the 49ers 89-6.
Shit's weak!

Gordon's girlfriend was crying cause we wouldn't give the bear back.
Shit's weak!
shit's weak! by Holden_Kills July 24, 2007

your shit's weak 

What you say to someone when you aren't impressed by their performance. From the movie 'Grandma's Boy'. Mainly used with video games.
You can't even get passed level six? Your shit's weak!

shits weak 

an expression used to say some is lame, wack, and or useless in everyday life.
eff you hoe, yo shits weak.
shits weak by monkeydude1 November 9, 2007

Your Shits Weak 

Your shits weak.
Used when talking smack to someone and saying there come backs are weak.
"Yo momma" -
"Your shits weak man" -
Your Shits Weak by Mokesha May 22, 2009
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