Shirtballs 

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.

"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."

Shirtballs by Racer XXX February 3, 2019

shittily 

The adverb to describe an action performed like shit.

This cup holder is shittily made. It doesn't hold my drink.

That person is parked in three spots. They parked shittily.

shittily by Dani Skol April 13, 2006

shitnail

N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)

“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got shitnail.”

shitnail by Sigge December 22, 2008

shittally tote-faced

End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.

"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"

shittally tote-faced by grimly fiendish October 26, 2016

Skirtbail 

(Adjective) when you trip on your skirt.

She skirtbailed on the sidewalk.

Skirtbail by Your-Bovine May 1, 2020

shitmail 

A more accurate word for junkmail.

After registering to a website, I began recieving loads of shitmail.

shitmail by raspberry (lust) muffin May 24, 2005

Shittalkin 

The act of ripping on someone verbally, most present on games like HALO or CALL OF DUTY esp. when winning by a large amount.

"some guy was shittalkin to me last night, so i burned his house down"

Shittalkin by reedo March 26, 2008