shingle berries

the ceramic granules that fall off of asphalt shingles.

I just got a mouth full of shingle berries.

When your stripping a shingle roof sometimes shingle berries get in your mouth.

when your walking on a shingle roof the shingle berries can be slippery.

shingle berries by spydirman70 January 15, 2012

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shingleberries

The aggregate particles composing the top layer of fiberglass/asphalt shingles used for pitched roofing, which eventually detach and end up in the rain gutters.

When I cleaned out my rain gutters last weekend they were were full of wet leaves and shingleberries. It was a mess!

shingleberries by James Cox December 10, 2006

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spingleberries

The resultant feeling of buning and itchiness in and/or around the anal sphincter after passing the remnants of a digested spicy dish.

I just took a huge crap and now I got major spingleberries, probably from that spicy mexican food I ate yesterday.

spingleberries by Lou dog pimp master November 5, 2007

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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