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shineability 

Somethings ability to shine can be used instead of luster
Metal has shineability

shitability 

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.
"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

shareability

Increasing the opportunity to share something with someone.
By adding a new joke to our list, that increases our chances of sharability online.

OR

Making our links easier to find will increase our shareability.
shareability by Trish C January 10, 2009

smileability 

Smiling makes you feel good. It's great when you know people who can make you smile.

Whether or not someone can make you smile is what's known as their smileability. Can they make you smile? If they have good smileability they can. That's how you can tell.

It's important to know someones smileability, as when you need cheering up you can go a find someone with a high smileability rating, knowing they'll make you smile.

Note: Not to be mistaken for smileable
Katy's really, really down after her bust up with Russell.

I know, she needs to find someone with lots of smileability, and quickly, to cheer her up and get her smiling again!

Kim's feeling much better now though, she's got a guy with maximum smileability, so they do exist!
smileability by SmilingBear January 2, 2012

Shitability 

The ability of a situation, a person or an object to be shitty.
"If we invest in this, what is the percentage of its shitability?"

"I'm not sure I want to keep seeing her, I hear her shitability is very high"

" - Why are you home? - I felt my shitability increasing this morning, I didn't want to offend anyone"
Shitability by Franky Frivolity December 9, 2017

shitability 

The ability of the object in question to "get shit done "
My quads climbing shitability is awesome
shitability by Ricky fantastic January 21, 2014