shizenhower 

When you become the President of the United States at 12.00, but end up in a state of surprise by 12.30

Mate: "Bro I shagged your mom last night!"
You: "Shizenhower"

shizenhower by Does your momma know that? May 23, 2018

Shisenhower 

A real shit show, a fall from grace synonymous with losing your presidency.

You: "Sup dickhead"
Rando #1: "Just got back from shagging your mom"
You: "Shisenhower"

Shisenhower by Does your momma know that? May 23, 2018