Shieldhill is a shitey town who think there all posh but are well bet by Wallace and even fucking Maidston. Whilst you walk through Shieldhill a strong scent of buckfast as you walk from house to house. I’m shield hill you can do fuck all even the park is shite. Although if your lucky the famous Chelsea shaw can be seen crawling out her house to grab munchies. Malachie jack can also be seen wanking off to wee kids at the park. The colemines are a dump ground for dead molested kids.
“Sheildhill aye, more like junkies falling down a hill”
“Shieldhills shite unless Chelsea comes out.”
“Shieldhills shite unless Chelsea comes out.”
by Kinkykennyhumper February 17, 2019