shemar moore 

The sexiest man on Earth. Shemar Moore plays Derek Morgan on Criminal Minds, a series about a team of FBI profilers. Shemar is half black half white, his mom has MS and he frequently does fundraisers and rides his bike for miles to help find a cure. He's the fittest guy ever, my man <3 if you're a girl and you dont love this guy, your probs lez.

-Hey heather, did you see that mixed guy?
-Yeah! But he's nothing compared to Shemar Moore.

shemar moore by criminalmindsgirl October 7, 2011

shemar moore 

Z list celebrity with no discernable talent other than having a closet on his screen door. See also Michael Ealy.

Who is that funny looking guy with a fruit fly in his car and assless chaps on? Shemar Moore!

shemar moore by NylonPimp April 7, 2020

Shemar Moore Caption

An instagram caption so uncomfortable, it hurts you emotionally

"My eyes looking a lil lit from laying in the sun... I was born 4/20.... but I swear I don’t puff puff pass 🤷🏽 ♂️😉🥺😜🤣🤣"
The Definitive Shemar Moore Caption

Shemar Moore Caption by nctoobusy February 10, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022