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Shazzle Dazzle 

A phrase used to describe the most incredible people on the planet - nay, the universe. Very few are special enough to have this name attributed to them, and if you are lucky enough to find someone with SHAZZLE DAZZLE, you must treasure them, for they are more rare than red heads with blue eyes…
Person 1: Oh my god. I think that girl might have SHAZZLE DAZZLE
Person 2: WAIT. I think you are right. Her Shazzle dazzle just bedazzled me!
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shazzle dazzle 

When a dude Colemans a chick with his johnson in her coochie, pulls out, covers his jizz-covered unit with glitter and cake sprinkles, flips her over, does one anal stroke balls deep then the chick deep throats like a bedazzled chocolate fudgesicle
Man, Tammy told me to Shazzle Dazzle, but I was fresh out of glitter and cake sprinkle. I had to make do with coffee grounds and her metallic eye shadow

fo shazzle razzle dazzle 

that some nice bud and i like your titties and chins
hey babe fo shazzle razzle dazzle im smoking you hot

dizzle dazzle party snazzle 

going to a party getting extremly wasted and then unwittingly finding yourself on youtube the next day after having made a complete arse of yourself.
yeh i went to a great dizzle dazzle party snazzle last night except firstly i went to the wrong house sat in the wrong garden got drunk in the garden nearly got beaten up by the home owner then found correct house got high on drugs and got secretly captured on cam talking crap and put on you tube yeh great party though man.

dazzle kazzle mofo sazzle 

you fuckin dazzle kazzle mofo sazzle!

Fo' Shizzle Dizzle 

The new slang way of saying "for sure dog" for most words add 'Izzle' to it.
Fo' shizzle dizzle, its the big neptizzle with the snoopy d-o double gizzle (begining of snoop sogg's song From The Chuch To Tha Palace)
Fo' Shizzle Dizzle by Chelsea November 26, 2003

fo shizzle dizzle 

for sure dog
-dog meanign buddy
-you wanna smack that crack ho for taking my money?
-fo shizzle dizzle
fo shizzle dizzle by jonathan November 21, 2003