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Havertown, PA 

A suburb of Philadelphia where kids are privleged with a good school district, and a nice place to live. However, there are tons of posers. Kids try to act gangsta wearing baggy clothes and sideways hats. The girls try to be slutty, and the police are Assholes.
Havertown, PA by Dave WCA July 26, 2009

shakeytown

shakeytown: Noun, Location: Los Angeles, California
We was headin for bear on I one Oh, about a mile outta shakeytown. I said, Big Ben this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down
shakeytown by pvtcaboose February 24, 2010

Havertown 

Havertown is a suburban town approximately 10 miles west of Philadelphia. Close enough to make use of the many advantages but far enough to enjoy space and relaxed living. So many Irish immigrants settled in Havertown that it was said that there were more people in Havertown who claimed to be Irish then there were in Ireland.

Havertown is a rich and colorful town with an excess of Nail Salons and Pizza Parlors, and growing venue of upscale and specialty dining establishments. The schools in Havertown are top end in academics, art, theater and social tolerance. Don't be surprised to run into suburban moms and dads building archery ranges or open fires in their back yards, or out on pub crawls with the neighbors. The police of Havertown are serious, hard working and honest. If you behave yourself then they'll ignore your fire and public drunkenness. If you make an ass of yourself then you'll get to see the inside of a cell.

Folks who live in Havertown tend to stay in Havertown often purchasing homes on the same street where they grew up. People don't outgrow their homes and move on; they simply put additions on their houses. Children graduate from College and move to Philadelphia or wander the country or the world. Most come back to Havertown when they are ready to get serious and start families.
No Karen, I don't want to go drinking in Center City. I'm staying in Havertown; my daughter's in the Haverford High School musical. We're going to walk home after the show and stop for beers and pizza before the entire cast comes back to my house for a bonfire.
Havertown by TheBillo313 December 18, 2018

Havertown, PA 

Home to Haverford High School, Super-wawa, and the amazing cenzos (pronounced "chen-zoes", not "sen-zoes"). Recreational drug use is the norm, and everyone knows that Varsity is where to get your alcohol.
Whether your trying to squeeze through the mass of pre-teen hoes and drunken high-schoolers to get into Superwawa, or enjoying a blunt at the Skatium (right next to the police station) , you are guareenteed a good time.
In Havertown, PA you can never be too old to enjoy the St. Denis fair.
Havertown, PA by James St. James November 12, 2006

Havertown, PA 

"We're from Havertown, PA,
and we want to move."
Havertown, PA by skellz023 January 31, 2009

Shizertown 

A place where you want to have sexual intercourse with someone
"Damn I took that bitch to Shizertown!"
Shizertown by Ad vin cula October 15, 2021
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