Shaved head 

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.

My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!

Shaved head by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019

shaved head 

shaved head is fresh and clean cut. that's what a real man looks like. it looks cool and it feels good.

that guy has a fresh shaved head, damn he looks good

shaved head by joeyak74 January 15, 2010

Shaved Head Sandwich 

A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.

Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"

Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"

Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"

Shaved Head Sandwich by Rage_thorne June 23, 2023

I shaved my head 

A got a new curly sew-in 😋

Becky: Gurllllll I shaved my head !!

Rachel: ohhh yes you did, that 14inch Jheri curl is to die for

I shaved my head by Reniii January 1, 2024

wop shaped head 

Someone who's head is mishapen or deformed or otherwise abnormal.

Damn Tommy Tran, you got that wop shaped head!

wop shaped head by Seronies November 22, 2010

Head shaver 

Popular slang in Ireland. An attractive woman who would look good even with a shaved head. You would take great pleasure in shaving her head. To shave the girls head means to have intimate relations with her.

Did you see her? She would have her head shaven.

There is a big group of head shavers over there.

The majority of girls in that club last night would have their heads shaved

Head shaver by Martin2010 November 10, 2010

Shave your head 

Coined by the great Gatherqueef, this phrase refers to an old video in which a wife shaving the pubic hair of her husband accidentally cut the head of his penis off.

"Shave your head," as in "cut off the head of your penis off with a vibrating razor or some other overly-sharp thing that it is nearly impossible to do."

Shave your head by Gatherqueef January 13, 2009