shavecember

the occuring phenomena in which men of movember shower the floor beneath them with the free falling facial hair of november they have liberated their faces from. The resulting effect drives women back into the beds and kitchens of these cleanly shaven suave sophisticates.

karen: hey are you going to participate in decembeard this year?

myself: fuck no, shavecember baby!

karen: teehee looks like im making you a sandwhich!

myself: damn straight!