shartoplasm 

A shart that comes out of the penis, that comes after anal sex.

a shart that hurts and smells alot

a shart that burns like a kidney stone

lets go doggy style

10 minutes later

Hopefully i dont shartoplasm

shartoplasm by Evin Papuga March 30, 2008

sarcoplasm queen 

Someone who has a large amount of non-functional muscle mass gained purely to look impressive.

John is such a sarcoplasm queen. He lifts less than me and he's twice my size.

sarcoplasm queen by Zona Reticularis November 13, 2011