Definitions by Bigdog72

shartcramp 

Shartcramp...that moment of total body paralysis when you realize you sharted and are afraid to move because a clump of turd may roll down your pants leg and be seen by your friends and or coworkers...can also apply to being afraid to move after afore mentioned shart due to fear of movement possibly wafting your stank around the room...

I had to sneeze while experiencing a full on shartcramp and was sure I'd turn my underwear into a chocolate shotgun shooting range.

shartcramp by Bigdog72 May 4, 2020

fartzooka 

When one backs their cornhole up against the air intake of a powerful industrial fan that's facing towards their coworkers and farts,the fan propels the fart at high velocity at the aformentioned unsuspecting coworkers.

Don't let that asshole get behind the fan after lunch,he always turns it into a fartzooka

fartzooka by Bigdog72 April 9, 2020

stankdoodle 

An icecube that will never melt..made from a tumor removed from a homosexual unicorn..

Dude,that stankdoodle you put in my drink made my breath smell ass&horse shit!

stankdoodle by Bigdog72 March 15, 2020