An absolute chad who can’t get enough of sharks. If someone is a sharkaholic they probably give you entire Ted talks on sharks and how cool their subspecies’ adaptations are.
Lina : “did you know ram ventilation is the production of respiratory flow in some fish in which the mouth is opened during swimming, such that water flows through the mouth and across the gills? In fish which have a reduced or no ability to pump water buccally, such as mackerel and sharks, perpetual swimming is required to maintain ventilation.”
Sarah : “wow Lina is such a sharkaholic!”
Sarah : “wow Lina is such a sharkaholic!”
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Individual addicted to posting online everything they see, experience or think.
One who compulsively posts their whole life online ala Facebook www.Facebook.com, Twitter www.Twitter.com, Digg www.digg.com, etc.
Individual addicted to posting online everything they see, experience or think.
One who compulsively posts their whole life online ala Facebook www.Facebook.com, Twitter www.Twitter.com, Digg www.digg.com, etc.
She was such a shareaholic she found herself thinking in Facebook status updates, and felt a deep sense of well-being when she discovered Shareaholic www.shareaholic.com
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Tyler has become a real skankaholic; I know it, because he reeks of unclean pussy and I see him often in the company of dirty harlots.
by (none) October 30, 2003
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by Natalie Disco April 6, 2007
Get the stalkaholic mug.A person (usually a male, but not always) that persists in keeping company with "ladies of the evening" ie: whores, trollups,skags,sluts etc. This person has an appetite for extremely used women and has no fear of possible STD's or birth protection. In fact, this individual likes skanks so much, he would just as soon stand in line behind 20 guys just to tear a piece off and not think twice.Motivation for this kind of individual include the smeared lipstick, rat's nest hair, ripped hosiery (in the crotch) her smoking during sex,bruises on her arms and cheap rates.
Ted:Have you seen Al lately? Man he's been avoiding us like the plague.
Brian:Yeah, he's running around with some other whore now named Sue.
Ted:Really? Man that's the 6th chick this week!
Brian: Yeah, he's a skankaholic and it's untreatable.
Ted:Man, if he keeps that up it'll be terminal.
Brian:Yeah, he's running around with some other whore now named Sue.
Ted:Really? Man that's the 6th chick this week!
Brian: Yeah, he's a skankaholic and it's untreatable.
Ted:Man, if he keeps that up it'll be terminal.
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Containing or relating to short stabbing implements
A person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.
In most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.
Usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.
It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.
Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"
Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.
Containing or relating to short stabbing implements
A person suffering from an inability to use anything other than close range puncturing implements in a game/combat environment.
In most cases going out of their way to make sure the target dies from a melee attack regardless of range, even if the sufferer has a suitable long range weapon.
Usually at the risk of team-mates and the sufferers own life, time and time again they will throw themselves head-first into a group of enemies in an attempt to quench their thirst for blood.
It is only then that the Shankaholic, feels truly alive.
Shankaholic's are generally found at the center of a "Shankfest"
Shankaholics also frequently suffer from a "Shankgasm" before, during and after the act of shanking.
"He's stabbed so many guy's in this game it should be fuggin' gold plated and come equipped with a scope"
"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on... guy's a total Shankaholic"
Following quote taken from:
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
Soap is a closet Shankaholic.
Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.
Totally.
"Seriously, don't play with him.. all he ever does is talk about stabbing people, he could have totally saved our team by shooting that guy.. but instead he had to run half-way across the map just to stab him -_- I mean come on... guy's a total Shankaholic"
Following quote taken from:
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
Soap is a closet Shankaholic.
Crocodile Dundee is also a passive Shankaholic, I mean come on.. that was one freakin' awesome knife, you totally knew he wanted to shank that guy.
Totally.
by Phauxed September 21, 2009
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