scarecrow a bitch 

When you fuck the brains out of a bitch, and leave her brainless like the "scarecrow" from the Wizard of Oz.

I am about to scarecrow a bitch tonight

scarecrow a bitch by Obie16 November 4, 2010

Scarecrow-Hunting 

During the halloween season, practitioners of Darkour take joy in hunting, stealing, collecting and displaying a large variey of many stolen scarecrows. After the halloween season, shadeuxs may find use for them such as: burning them, hiding them in leafless trees or simply saving them for next year.

"I went scarecrow-hunting until 4am, collected 15 scarecrows!!"

Scarecrow-Hunting by Scarechich McPherson March 5, 2010

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow by BlossomG April 3, 2013

Starecrown

God of staring contests, he is also the greatest singer and best character ever

"I have been craving this for a while, boyfriend.xml" - Starecrown

Starecrown by Omnipuppets June 3, 2021

The Scarecrow 

This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.

Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!

The Scarecrow by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Sharecret 

A secret that you tell all of your friends but no one else.

Gary: Wanna hear a sharecret?
Ash: Sure, what is it?
Stranger: Can I hear too?
Gary: NO YOU CAN'T FAGGOT. Be jealous.

Sharecret by WasianFuxRuns June 28, 2010

Scarecrow Mode 

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they put their arms around the people on either side of them to maintain balance as they slowly pass out and end up looking like a scarecrow.

Man J.C. was so wasted last night he slipped into scarecrow mode by 12:30 and they had to airlift his bitchass out to his house.

Scarecrow Mode by Luchesi Bonaviagi July 7, 2011