shard tart 

A female that will do anything for methamphetamine and just won't go away

That Laura is such a shard tart. She won't ever go home

shard tart by MARKS BABY April 26, 2021

shart tart 

an exclamatory expression or an insult. literally meaning shart in a tart.

awww shart tart!
or
sarah quit being such a shart tart.

shart tart by shartytarttarthead6987 May 13, 2011

tart shart 

when an idividual ingests enough sweet tarts brand candy to actually shart a sweet tart fragrance.

thats a tart shart if i know, the room is filled with the fresh scent of sweet tarts brand delightments.

tart shart by masterssons anderbansty June 1, 2009

shart on a tart 

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

shart on a tart by Joshua September 28, 2004

shart on a tart 

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

shart on a tart by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

shardtarded 

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded

dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend

shardtarded by Lanarson June 26, 2009