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shard tart

A female that will do anything for methamphetamine and just won't go away
That Laura is such a shard tart. She won't ever go home
by MARKS BABY April 26, 2021
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shart tart

an exclamatory expression or an insult. literally meaning shart in a tart.
awww shart tart!
or
sarah quit being such a shart tart.
by shartytarttarthead6987 May 13, 2011
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tart shart

when an idividual ingests enough sweet tarts brand candy to actually shart a sweet tart fragrance.
thats a tart shart if i know, the room is filled with the fresh scent of sweet tarts brand delightments.
by masterssons anderbansty June 1, 2009
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shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop
*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"
by Joshua September 28, 2004
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shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.
I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.
by she-nonymous February 14, 2012
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shardtarded

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded
dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend
by Lanarson June 26, 2009
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