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shank you blud

one is going to penetrate one others torso with a sharp metallic object to create the effect of pain and bleeding
shank you blud by LeMess May 3, 2010

shank you with my oboe

leave me alone or i am going to shank you with my oboe
shank you with my oboe by dot28_aer February 27, 2009

imma shank you 

the act of shanking,use of a sharpened toothbrush or something sharp
If you keep talking crap,imma shank you!
imma shank you by claire_marie August 22, 2008

I Shank Banks For You

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a I Shank Banks For You

spank you very much 

This describes a comical greeting between those who have a spanking fetish.
Ben Dover pulled out the paddle and said "spank you very much " to Wonda Wonderpig!
spank you very much by I, Wreckerrr February 15, 2017
A sarcastic expression of gratitude to an unpleasant women – usually spoken in a muffled manner, so as to be mistaken for "thank you".
Hostess: "I refuse to seat anyone costumed as Elvis Presley."

Elvis impersonator: "Skank you... skank you very much."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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