shane crump

the former bassist of the band Alesana
he left the band to be with his girlfriend sometime in july 2008

aww man! why did shane crump have to leave alesana! he was amazing!

shane crump by AllTimeLoeHoe August 11, 2008

crumple-shake 

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

crumple-shake by myrmadon December 16, 2011