Urban Dictionary: shampoo

shampoo

1. Detergent for hair, commonly used by faggots and sissies.
2. Alternate street slang for stain left on couch after fornication.

1. Hell no I don't dirk tea. That is for guys that use shampoo.
2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.

by jovato May 06, 2003

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SHAMPOO

intention to swear at a man

im going to shampoo any minute now r-jizzy barking

by loojaro August 17, 2006

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Shampoo

Any instance where something is mistaken for shit.

Holy Christ, someone shit in the pool!

Calm down, It's probably just shampoo.

Yeah, look, it's half a snickers bar.

They were just shitting us.

by Zoggg September 05, 2007

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Shampoo

A widely used substance used to clean one’s hair during a wash.

“He gently cleansed his hair with his shampoo”
“You really need to shampoo your hair more; it is getting filthy”

by Pseudonym123HaHa February 25, 2020

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SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

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Shampoo

A) A type of soap used to clean your body/hair in the shower

B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.

“Man fuck it, I’ll use shampoo.”

by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 06, 2019

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shampoo

It's when a person cums on another person's hair or head area

Guy 1: Dude, how was your date last night!
Guy 2: Amazing bro! I shampoo'd all over her head

by chovihotings December 27, 2020

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