The act of wiping one's ass with the hair of the recipient of an awkward chocolate.

The word’s origins come from sham, French, meaning false or fake - and poo, slang, referring to biological excrement more commonly referred to as “shit”. Thus, one can only assume that shampoo is “false excrement” or “fake shit.”

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

when your completely legit about something sexual.

shampoo, noun.

A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.

Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'

To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.