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shameful display

when your men are running from the battlefield. shouted by overzealous samurai retainers.
*bow ashigaru fighting warrior monks*

ashigaru: owp, we're fucked, time to leg it

general's assistant: our men are running from the battlefield! SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!

shameburn 

The feeling you get after a night of drinking or partying, as you remember something horrifyingly embarrassing you've done the night before. This feeling may sink in as you go through your text message or call history, or hit you midday at work as you remember your bad decisions. You silently hate yourself. It's a sunburn, but of shame.
I just went through my texts from last night and I'm having massive shameburn.
or
I'm shameburning so hard after drunk karaoke last night.
shameburn by merpup December 3, 2014

shamefest 

A kind of perverse celebration held to acknowledge something a group of people have done shamefully wrong.
This New Year’s Eve our family has chosen to have a shamefest in lieu of a party since we all admittedly voted for Putin’s BItch.
shamefest by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

shamesung 

A despicable spelling of Samsung because they're copying others shamelessly.
Obadiah: You really think that just because Apple have an idea, it belongs to them?
Anthony: Yes! If you disagree, you're shameless like shamesung and I despise who you are on a cellular level.
shamesung by bedman July 19, 2012

Shameful shower 

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.
I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.

shamefast 

A complete fourth meal eaten with friends after a night of drinking, usually at a 24-hour diner between the hours of 2 and 5 AM. Shamefast is a great opportunity to recap what may have been missed (or forgotten) earlier that night.
Dood, I'm over this. Let's head out and grab shamefast at the diner on the corner.
shamefast by zomgjustsomeguy April 13, 2011