Shamefuk

The embarrassing after effects of a shameful sex filled night with someone that friends would hound someone about.

Joseph came into the room with his hoodie over his head and his eyes facing the ground. His friends asked where he'd been the night before. He replied, 'No where." One of his friend throws a pillow at him and yells, "Shamefuk!"

by swsunshine82 July 20, 2010

shameful display

when your men are running from the battlefield. shouted by overzealous samurai retainers.

*bow ashigaru fighting warrior monks*

ashigaru: owp, we're fucked, time to leg it

general's assistant: our men are running from the battlefield! SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!

by robert jonson May 16, 2011

Shameful shower

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.

by urbandictionaryuser19372 January 7, 2012

shameful shitter

contrary to a "shameless shitter" a shameful shitter will hold it in for hours before daring to go into a public restroom, they rather wait 'till they get home or in a case of an emergency they will scout out a lonesome or retreated restroom and proceed to shit and run, but they will do it in a continued state of terror and anxiety that someone will come in and smell their aroma or hear their farts, in such case they will wait for hours until the restroom is clear of people to avoid the "Walk of Shame"

Wife : Honey can't you go any faster? I'm prairie dogging!!

Husband : Why didn't you go at the mall?

Wife : The restroom was full and you know I'm a shameful shitter, now step on it!!

by joshua700 October 6, 2009

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

shamefuck

The person you're compelled to fuck, even though they're not the hottest/sexiest/smartest or clever or remotely appealing to most people.

The guy is a pig. He's stupid and repulsive. I can't keep my hands off him. I don't know why I want him. He is my shamefuck.

by Fifi Forgetmenott April 24, 2009

Shameful Bidet

When you have no toilet paper, so you clean your dirty ass in the shower.

Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!

by handerson1 March 15, 2020