shame shower

A cleansing of the body following a negative sexual encounter. Seen often in conjunction with cum horror and/or post-sexual fugue.

yeah, we had sex, but afterwords I had to take a shame shower.

by Felix Mariano Baia October 17, 2006

Shameful shower

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.

by urbandictionaryuser19372 January 07, 2012

Shame Shower

A place that one wanks in or a place that one keeps wanking material. It is not always a shower and was invented by the randeloes in April.

Look at Alex's shame shower

by Tobykoolkid69hehe July 25, 2017

Shame shower

Shower one takes after failing to buy toilet paper and continuing to poop.

Sorry I’m late. I’m out of toilet paper, so i had to take a shame shower.

by Mrmoonshinejack March 21, 2019

Shame Shower

When you get entirely too high by accident and need to "reset" your day by taking a shower. (Caution: Sometimes high is irreversible.)

Zeke Wonderhammer was forced into taking a shame shower after he realized he was too high to be a highly functioning member of society.

by KalKahl April 13, 2012