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Shamrock Shake 

The best possible item ever placed on the Mcdonalds' menu. People wait hours just to buy one when they start selling them the month before St Patrick's day. A green vanilla mike shake (which may or may not be more addictive than crack.)
Person X: What the hell is this line for at McDonalds?
Person Y: They released Shamrock Shakes, again!
Person X: Is that a Mexican thing?
Person Y: Irish.
Person X: Ahhhh...bless the Irish and their dairy treats!
Shamrock Shake by Philly1221 September 20, 2006

Shamrock Shake 

A special someone, who is a thicc chunky boy. With thicc calves.

Shamrock Shake 

to receive a hand-job in the bathroom of an Irish pub, or simply a hand-job given by an Irishman
Greg "Paddy O'Flanagan gave me a shamrock shake the other day."
Steve "You're a fag"
Shamrock Shake by lonnielassar March 2, 2010

Shamrock Shake 

When a woman (or man) dabs a drop of green food coloring on her tongue before taking a load of cum in her mouth
Swishes it around and spits out green
See that girl, she gave me a Shamrock shake on St. patty’s day last year

Shamrock Shake 

I met a drunk Irish lass on St. Patrick's Day, and she gave me a shamrock shake.

Shamrock Shake 

When performing a four leaf clover using the mouth, and all four dicks cum at the same time.
Cindy was getting the ol' four leaf clover and ended up with a Shamrock Shake.
Shamrock Shake by Trent Gibbard January 7, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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