sham shit

A shit taken at work, to get out of actually doing any work.

Ah damnit, Joe's off takin' another sham shit when we need to be unloading this truck.

sham shit by Michael\\ April 26, 2003

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Shamshit

I brought some new shamshit - it smell's really good!

Shamshit by SJM13 June 2, 2011

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shamshit

A dysphemism for shampoo

Dude: "Do you know why they call it shampoo?"
Bro: "No."
Dude: "Because it sounds a lot better than shamshit!"
Bro: "Oh, that's a good reason."

shamshit by Nicholas D May 28, 2018

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Shamshit

I mean its like shampoo but like funny spelling

‘Man i love that brand new shamshit’
‘???????”

Shamshit by Spspspspsppsspp May 12, 2023

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shamshit

its shampoo but it's spelt funny

man 1: pass me that shamshit
man 2: alright

shamshit by alvinthegyatmunk October 15, 2024

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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