Shallow grave 

A grave that is given to someone murdered after the murderers bury the body as quickly as possible.

“Keep fucking around and you can catch a shallow grave”

Shallow grave by Harrison school of the arts September 6, 2022

Shallow Grave 

When you take a shit in someone's luggage. You then close the luggage and put it away to be found later.

"Man, that Mike is a real douche. Wait until he gets packing and finds a shallow grave."

Shallow Grave by photoruss September 13, 2011

shallow grave 

A sexual position in which the female partner appears to be dead or lying on the back facing upward. The male partner therefore fucks her while he is on his knees. When having sex the male partner looks as though he is fucking a body that is in a "shallow grave". This position looks as though it is derived from necrophilia.

"I fucked her in a shallow grave."
"What?"
"I fucked her while she lied down. I was on my knees."

shallow grave by S&J112 November 5, 2006

dirty shallow grave

When and unconscious or deceased person can only be partially penetrated, due to either internal blockage or build up.

I accidentally swapped my rohypnol for Imodium so I improvised. I kept feeding them to her until she passed out from constipation and gave her the Dirty Shallow Grave

dirty shallow grave by LowblowHobo September 16, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019