Shalen 

is a girl with a sexy body, outgoing, funny, sweet as cherries, shes frisky and kinky. She has 110% OF STRAIGHT SWAG! Girls are always hating and jealous for aparent reasons, shes loyal and straight up!

Dam you must be a Shalen!

Shalen by kinkyblondegirl101 November 10, 2011

Shalangabanged 

Shalangabanged is to be so drunk u cant remember anything!

Wasted beyond all memory of a day or evening!

Man i was so shalangabanged last night!

Shalangabanged by Craig07 February 17, 2010

salena 

the sweetest, funniest, smartest girl ever. she will make you laugh and make your whole day seem brighter and happier with just one smile. she is very loyal and will do anything to make someone feel better. she is a very busy girl who tries hard to keep up with her life and be obligated to everything. she tries her best to make room for her schedule for everyone but knows how hard it can be when there are strict rules that she must follow. she can be quite a rebel and can be real freaky when she wants to (wink wink ;))) ) If you ever fall in love with a salena, remember that she loves you and dont ever let her go even though times may get rough for both of you.

That girl looks like a Salena tbh.

salena by broskiinthebag100 October 8, 2019

ShaLanda 

ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.

Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda

ShaLanda by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011

Shalene 

Modest but beautiful with a huge heart. Loyal to those she loves and a strong troublemaker looking for adventure.

I wouln't mess with her or she'll go all Shalene on you...

Shalene by dingdonglala December 12, 2011

Shalea 

An intriguing woman. Capable of almost anything. She is an observer and knows when and when not to speak up. Simple and keeps to herself but also the most generous and caring person you will meet.

Dang Rennea needs to calm down. Tell her to take a Shalea approach to her issues next time.

Shalea by Flowersouttheass August 6, 2016

The Scalene Triangle

Ah, the scalene triangle.

Person: Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: FUCK ME SCALENE TRIANG-

The Scalene Triangle by JohnnyBrunch September 10, 2012