A small Indian man with an enormous penis. A virgin, but not for lack of opportunity. Repeatedly tells naked woman they're ugly. Curry. Beef, bitches, and beer are the only reason he came to America. That being said, he's the best side kick you could ask for. He's also a great hooker. ;)
"Shailesh lets have sex" *shirtless*
"No"
<leaves>
<forgets keys>
<walks back in>
"Do you even find me attractive?" *Still shirtless*
"No"
<leaves again>
She is the sweetest girl you could ever meet. She loves making friends and talking to people. She is a very caring person that will do anything to help someone. She is super pretty and super nice. She is a hard worker and dedicated to any task that’s placed in front of her.