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Shailesh

A small Indian man with an enormous penis. A virgin, but not for lack of opportunity. Repeatedly tells naked woman they're ugly. Curry. Beef, bitches, and beer are the only reason he came to America. That being said, he's the best side kick you could ask for. He's also a great hooker. ;)

"Shailesh lets have sex" *shirtless*
"No"
<leaves>
<forgets keys>
<walks back in>

"Do you even find me attractive?" *Still shirtless*
"No"
<leaves again>

by brother-rigged November 30, 2022