shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.

say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.

shalong board by katshyt January 30, 2014

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Shalongalong

A very large penis that is usually common in tall skinny people or short black people

Yo bro I heard James got a shalongalong

Shalongalong by Jay the the FlexGod October 19, 2018

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Shagwong

When the penis accidentally slip-n-slides into the vagina. More than "just the tip" and is accompanied by an awkward eye-contact.

"While we were making out we accidentally SHAGWONGED, but it doesn't count."

Shagwong by #472 August 3, 2021

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