A variation of the game, Marry/shag/cruise

you are given three people and have to choose which one you want to shag, bag (be naked in a bag with them for an hour) or rag (suck a rag that they have wiped their arse with.

SARAH: shag/bag/rag, Harry Potter, Rick Waller, and your mum

ABBEY: EWWWW. Gonna' have to shag Potter, bag waller, and rag my mum

RADISH: ewwwwwww u bagged Rick Waller

CHARLIE: ewww you ragged your mum! But congratz on Potter (Y)

Shag/bag/rag by elizabeth1992 August 28, 2009

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bag shag

When there is a chick that has great assets but has a grot face. You should then procede to place a bag face over her face before shagging her.

Tyler: Alice has great tits and fine ass
Anthony: I know man it's just her face

Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her

bag shag by Thotimus_Prime November 21, 2017

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Paper Bag Shag

When a piece of smoking hot gammon has a nice rack and rear, but not a face to match. The only way you would give her one, would be if you put a paper bag on her head so that you enjoy the benefits of her body, but you can imagine she is someone else. Hence; she is a Paper Bag Shag.

"That Sarah Jessica Parker, would ya?"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"

Paper Bag Shag by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010

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shag or bag

To have sexual relations for one time or to make one ones own

"X for shag or bag"

shag or bag by Lexifyy July 1, 2017

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