Softstache

The result of some post-pubescent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. It's vaguely French, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.

There's this kid in my sophomore class who waxes his softstache and brags about how he'll now be able to bag all the babes, but I think he looks like a budding pedo.

by The Great Bozahn August 30, 2010

scatstache

noun, the mustache of fecal matter left on the upper-lip after the "Dirty Sanchez"

Yo, Gloria you need to wipe dat scatstache off yo face cuz aint nobody wants to dat shit.

by Short_Round August 30, 2009

shaftstache

n, \ʃæft.stæʃ\
: a pube-do that results when a man shaves or waxes all of his pubic hair except that around the base of the penis, leaving a moustache-like fringe.

Kendall learned that waxing his shaft was incredibly painful so he always sported a shaftstache.

by schnitza July 11, 2011

Snotstache

what forms when a child has so much mucus running out of it's nose that it begins to flow out of both nostrils and over the lip and/or down to the corners of the mouth. In extreme cases, this can extend beyond the corners and run down to the chin, creating a sort of "Fu-man choo" style of snotstache.

"Eww...I dropped my kid off at daycare today and that sickly kid with the snotstache was there. I guess everybody's catching something this week!"

by xtina22 March 16, 2009

shitstache

A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.

ewww he really should shave that shitstache

by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006

shitstache

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.

Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"

by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006

shitstache

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009