shaftaphone 

When your cock is shaped like a 🎷

Would lile to suck on my shaftaphone

shaftaphone by Shaftaphone October 3, 2018

Shartphone 

What a smartphone turns into as soon as it is taken into the shitter; due to the “exit deuce process” – (see “exit deuce process”)

Friend to Randy: “Randy, I got Bob on the phone here and he wants to talk to you” - hands phone to Randy

Randy: “What up Bob?”
Bob to Randy: “Did you wipe the phone before you pressed it to your face?”
Randy: “Oops, shartphone!”
Bob: “Oh man, you know Randy takes about six craps a day, you have shartface now!” (see “shartface”)

Shartphone by 3dPulP November 4, 2012