A web content management system (such as Microsoft Sharepoint) that has been implemented at considerable effort and expense, which is subsequently underutilized, or not used at all by those it is intended to empower.

Murray: I spent my entire day cutting and pasting a massive PDF to update a section of our web site.

Bret: Don't you guys have a content management system that allows the person who wrote the document to do that?

Murray: yeah, but no one uses it - sharepointless.

sharepointless by PatsFanatic August 14, 2009

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SharePoint

A solution in search of a problem.

Why do you use SharePoint?
Because we do not know what we want!

SharePoint by Plin99 October 27, 2012

Shadelon

A person who stalks people online and has imaginary family members. May also love cats and have improper relations with them

That guy is such a Shadelon.

Shadelon by JButters645 July 4, 2018

Shaderoom

A petty ass group of individuals that comes together and always got the MFKN TEA periodttt

“The tea is always hot in the shaderoom”

“Did you hear what she said in the shaderoom.” MMMHHM...GUUUURL she is P.E.T.T.Y”

Shaderoom by Th3r3_g0_icy❄️ October 1, 2019

shadeofgreen

Also see; Awesome, Amazing, speedyatch extrodinaire.

If I were Shadeofgreen I'd be so much better than I am now.

shadeofgreen by Seasoning November 18, 2007

Shamepoo

Instead of just experiencing a walk of shame, you actually shower at the person's house using their hair care product, therefore going the rest of the day smelling like that person.

Some consider it a step up from the walk of shame alone because you're clean, but you got there using shame-poo.

Dirty hair? Clean it up with Shamepoo.

Shamepoo by Creeper Stash April 10, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026