a god at apex legends has a massive c*ck is dating maddison beer. Hes got a gansta ferret and is not the alpha male but the second alpha male because of course callum is the alpha male
The most kick ass bird arachnid cross in the world.
Has fluffy feathers, pincers, 8 legs, crawls on its stomach, and a tail, which when used causes the victim to freeze from the inside out.
An amazing person who will be there for you no matter what the one you will be able to turn to when you have a problem Shpenguin’s are sensitive but loving they make it seem like they are ok but they most likely have something going on in their life that isn’t good. They are funny, Handsome , pretty , and sometimes Petty They like volleyball and basketball
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!