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sexycan

I had a sexytime with a sexycan last weekend
by kokemon January 17, 2008
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Sexycan

Girl: Omg!! Vic Fuentes from the band Pierce the Veil is so sexy!!
Other girl: He's totally a sexycan!
by Caraphernelia July 8, 2012
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Tumblr Sexyman

A male character who goes viral on Tumblr for perceived attractiveness based on an established formula. Usually white, tall, dresses fancy and is evil or has a ‘dark side.’ Though the character can be non human or non human and anthrofied to fit the said formula. Most of the time, said character isn’t really as attractive as Tumblr weirdly makes him out to be.
Ex: “Sans is literally just a magic skeleton, I have no idea how he turned into a Tumblr Sexyman.”
by PoopieTurd1 February 28, 2021
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Tumblr Sexyman

The Tumblr Sexyman is a male character that goes viral on tumblr typically being:
White, fit, tall, in a suit or formally dressed and being evil or having a dark side.

If the character is non human such as Bill Cipher (from Gravity Falls) or Tony the talking clock (from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) they would often draw them as human form.

The Tumblr Sexyman craze began with a character called the Once-ler (from The Lorax) as you can see he has the characteristics of the tumblr sexyman
(Also btw they ship the Once-ler with... the Once-ler weird right?)

A notable character is Alastor (from Hazbin Hotel) infamously known for looking like he was specifically designed to be a sexyman then actually being one.

If you want to know more characters that count as a Tumblr Sexyman there is a sexypedia for all the characters.
Person 1: Frank from subway surfers kinda hot
Person 2: He’s literally just some basic Tumblr Sexyman
by MustardHands June 22, 2021
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ultimate tumblr sexyman

sometime in 2022 on twitter, there was a competition held to know who the ultimate tumblr sexy man was.

the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.
my friend: who's the ultimate tumblr sexyman?
me: sans undertale
by diplomia December 13, 2022
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Sexican Standoff

A stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have sex, but neither wants to do all the work.
My husband and I wanted to have sex last night, but we were both too tired. It was a serious Sexican Standoff.
by Amarillo Bird August 25, 2013
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Sexicans

An ethnic group of extremely attractive Mexicans; usually a member from Pierce the Veil
Girl 1: *sees Sexican walk by* Fuego <3
Girl 2: VIC, JAIME, TONY, AND MIKE ASdfsjibkn;
Girl 1: *sighs* Sexicans are too attractive for earth
by baconlicker December 11, 2013
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