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Sexual Napalm 

A sexual hold a woman has on you similar to being addicted to drugs.

It can be positive or negative depending on your view.
" Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer

"I know she is not that pretty in the face, but she's like sexual napalm man, I can't shake her." - Some random dude.
Sexual Napalm by websterschick February 10, 2010
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sexual napalm 

1. Jessica Simpson
2. What Tiger Woods wishes his wife was.
3. A hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.
CNN: It has been clarified by scientists that the massive fireball reported in the midwestern sky was just Jessica Simpson on a manhunt. She emitted almost radioactive levels of sexual napalm.

Dude 1: "Dude, I've been working out at the gym, taking Viagra, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. But I still can't keep up with her.
Dude 2: "Dude, she must be like what you call sexual napalm!"
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm like gonna give her Tiger Woods' number"
sexual napalm by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010
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