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Sexican Standoff 

A stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have sex, but neither wants to do all the work.
My husband and I wanted to have sex last night, but we were both too tired. It was a serious Sexican Standoff.
Sexican Standoff by Amarillo Bird August 25, 2013
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Sexicans 

An ethnic group of extremely attractive Mexicans; usually a member from Pierce the Veil
Girl 1: *sees Sexican walk by* Fuego <3
Girl 2: VIC, JAIME, TONY, AND MIKE ASdfsjibkn;
Girl 1: *sighs* Sexicans are too attractive for earth
Sexicans by baconlicker December 11, 2013
person 1: that band pierce the veil is sexy
person 2: duh, they're sexicans
Sexican by pierxetheveil March 29, 2015
Noun
1) of or relating to one's sexual repertoire
2) vocabulary used during sex
1) The "backward cowgirl" position was a staple in her sexicon.

2) His sexicon was quite limited, it pretty much included only "oh baby" and "yes, yes, yes."

Sexican standoff 

When two people want to bone each other but are both too socially inept to make the first move.
The sexual tension in the room had surpassed atmospheric pressure and was making everyone uncomfortable. There was no hope of relief, however, for this was the world's longest Sexican standoff.
Sexican standoff by Arbag December 14, 2014
Pronounced like "execute", only with an "s".

The quality of wearing an outfit that is simultaneously sexy and cute, but never simply one or the other. Used to describe many Japanese-influenced fashion styles, such as certain lolita-inspired outfits, as well as schoolgirl outfits of both the Japanese and "Catholic" varieties, and many others. Generally used to refer to something that is simultaneously adorable and erotic to any degree.

Sexicute can be used as a verb (especially with the past participle -ed: sexicuted) or as an adjective, describing the act of making a thing both sexy and cute, or to describe the general quality of a thing.
Verb : Abby totally sexicuted the shit out of that outfit.

Adjective: Abby's outfit was totally sexicute last night.
sexicute by An Atheist Jew October 27, 2015